CURRICULUM

A sample of some of our courses include:

An introduction to mime. A requirement for all of our students, an introduction to mime teaches the basic movements of miming. 

Stuck in a box. The classic. Stuck in a box is the foundation upon which all miming is done. 

I'm crying. Sure, it seems like all the mime does is use his fists to rub his eyes. But this class teaches proper fist-making techniques and sad-face makeup application. A must for every mime with feelings. 

Makeup 101. White and black face paint seems simple to apply, but your makeup is the most important part of miming. Are you a happy mime? A sad mime? A crying mime? You decide! 

Advanced makeup: Ever since the "grunge mime" movement, it has become necessary to teach new makeup application techniques. Angry mime, depressed mime, and stoned mime are just a few of the newest additions that grunge miming has brought us. 

The courses above are just a sampling of the classes that the San Juan Mime Academy has to offer. For more information, call 1-800-BE-A-MIME. Just kidding. There would be nothing but glorious silence on the other end of the line.